Tuesday, January 27, 2015

10 Reasons Why You May Not Be Losing Weight



The scale was up two pounds last Saturday.  I have still lost over 13 lbs, but that hit like a bowling ball.  I was livid.  HOW can this be?  I have increased my exercise.  On the Weight Watchers Active Link I log between 9-14 points EVERY SINGLE DAY.  I have increased my protein by 9 grams a day.  What gives? 

So, I asked some friends, and group nutritionists and the answers I got were not the ones I expected.  I am going to condense the finding in this highly glamorous blog. 

1. Take a look at your medication.  Then look again.  I have been on Metformin for years to manage some of my PCOS symptoms.  Turns out Metformin can cause a disruption in the T3 to T4 (Thyroid gland) production.  This can throw off your best efforts to lose weight.  I will bet you didn't know that.  It can help people lose weight initially, but in the long run, it may cause you to plateau or stagnate. Some birth control medication will thwart weight loss and cause weight gain. 

Lesson: Make your doctor sit down and LISTEN to you.  Bring in ALL your medication including supplements and have your doctor go over the side effects.  Make sure you have a written list of symptoms you are experiencing.  If they are uncomfortable, or do not know the consequences of the drugs you are taking on your weight loss then find a doctor that does.  And do NOT leave the office until they send a referral. 

2. You are not eating enough protein.  Atkins and South Beach both promote high protein no sugar, no grain diets.  They are a little bit right.  Protein cannot be stored as fat.  (Did the light bulb go off?  It did with me).  I added a scoop of protein powder to my coffee in the morning and suddenly the scale is moving again.

Lesson: Lean meats are good.  Vegetables are great.  Fruit is delicious.  Brown rice, sweet potatoes, and whole wheat fiber bread are fine.  Our brains work better if they have carbohydrates in moderation to work with. 

3. You will not lose a ton of weight running.  Running uses protein/muscle AND carbohydrates/ calories.  Your body has to repair from running, so it will take the good stuff with it.  Believe it or not, walking fast for a long time is a lot better for straight up calorie burning than other high intensity activities.  Running is good for improving muscle tone, heart and lung muscles, and endurance.  You need to hit that target heart range and keep it there for at least 45 minutes.  Going over the target zone won't burn fat.

Lesson: Walk a few days a week, do yoga, weight lifting, and run a few days a week.  Keep the activity changing so your muscles don't get used to one single activity.  Find you target heart range and stay there to burn the most fat and carbohydrates.

4. Dairy isn't the devil.  Okay, so we aren't baby cows.  We probably don't need the extra calories that slugging down moo juice provides.  However, it is loaded with calcium.  And in the protein infused dark chocolate organic milk is super handy if you are finishing at the gym and don't want to carry a turkey sandwich to go.  Most of the protein milk is lactose free, so your tummy will thank you.  I also love organic Greek yogurt, and lactose free cottage cheese.

Lesson: Organic, fat free Lactose free milk is a great high protein way to fuel up without carb loading. 

5. Calories are not created equal.  Sugar calories are easily stored by the body.  They sneak their way into white flour, popcorn, chips, white rice, sugar, "regular" Russet potatoes, and artificial sweeteners.  The body loves these and will use them to enlarge fat cells. Or, if you go for a walk after eating a bag of M&M's the calories from the candy will be used first, not the weight you have been trying to lose.  The body is very efficient at storage.  The easily obtained calories will be used before the reserves.  Protein based calories are not able to be absorbed by the body and they will make their way through the digestive track fairly quickly. 

Lesson: Balance protein with vegetables.  Hummus and vegetables, or Granny Smith Apples with PB2 (powdered peanut butter that is 90% Fat Free), or celery and fat free cottage cheese are great ways to fuel up with the stuff that will force your body to pull from it's fat storage.  Make your body use the fat cells.  Don't eat Macaroni and cheese with a side of bread.

6. About eating the calories you just worked off…  Depends on how you worked them off.  Did you run a few miles?  Then eat back 40% of those calories with protein, fruit, or vegetables.  Did you go for a long walk?  Then there is no need to eat more.  Those calories came directly off your hips, butt, and boobs (okay, maybe that is where I lose the most weight).  The low intensity activities like yoga, and walking are very efficient at helping you drop weight.  Do those at least three days a week for at least an hour total per day.  I break mine up over lunch and then an after dinner session.  However, if you are weight lifting, running, roller derby, or playing basketball, then you are going to need to refuel, or your body will think you are trying to starve it. 
 
Lesson: Not understanding how your body uses fuel for each activity will lead you straight to a plateau or worse, weight gain.  Know your body, and your activities and eat appropriately. 

7. You can't guess the calorie count of food.  I use My Fitness Pal, as it is the only option for my phone.  I have a Windows phone and cannot use Android apps.  Eating out last week on a date with my husband, I learned that a Red Robin California Chicken Burger has over the entire daily allotment of calories.  If I didn't have the app, there is NO way I would have guessed it was SO bad for you.  I thought it was "healthy."  Tracking your food helps you have a plan for what you eat, and give you an idea what it is going to take to either maintain or lose weight.  If you have Android and are part of Weight Watchers, I recommend that you use the tracking system.  It is much better than MFP as I have used both in the past.

Lesson: Just because it's chicken doesn't make it healthy.  Get an application for your phone and use it every day.  

 8. You go to bed hungry.  If you have eaten all your calories for the day and you are still hungry, then eat a small snack.  I like rice cakes, raw almonds, or a slice of low-fat Swiss cheese.  If you go to bed hungry, you will not sleep well.  No sleep means the next day you are more likely to make poor eating choices.  It is a cycle you can avoid just by having a small snack.  I advise having 50 calories at the end of the day to put toward a snack.  I eat five small meals a day to ensure I don't get too hungry and overeat.

Lesson: Eat the snack.  Sleep better.  

9. You are not sleeping enough. New parents aside, most of us make choices that land us in bed late and up early.  It is best to make sure that you have the television, phone, and computer screen off for at least an hour before going to bed.  That way we have a high quality of sleep.  Don't drink a lot of water before you go to bed.  Silence your cell phones and land lines.  Do whatever it takes to protect your bed time.  We all need at least seven hours of uninterrupted sleep at night.  Otherwise, our bodies go into "flight or fight" mode and try to store all the calories we consume.  If you don't get enough sleep, you have a lot less power over the cupcakes at work.  

Lesson: Go to sleep so the next day you are prepared to make good eating choices.

10. You give yourself 20% more credit for exercise than you did.  Cover the screen on the exercise machine with a smiley face.  It is worthless.  Use a heart rate monitor with a chest strap to get as close to perfect results as possible.  If you always go with the number on the machine screen, which doesn't take in to account your weight, height, age, and heart rate, you absolutely will not get an accurate number.  It will always give you a higher calorie burn number than what you did.  If you allow the number on the screen to dictate how many calories you intake if you have just run, you could be overshooting your goal!  All the calories add up.  Make sure that you get an accurate read on your work out.  The calorie tracker applications will also give you a higher number.  Go with a heart rate monitor and get an accurate read.  Or if the tracker isn't in budget, use the application on your phone but take account it could be off by as much as 10%.

Lesson: The best bet is to invest in a heart rate monitor. 


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Thursday, January 15, 2015

Happiness is Reality

"If I won the lotto, I would still be here because of the notoriety of the job" our local postman said.  I laughed.  He has a great attitude for someone who has been doing the same job since before I was born. 
If he can come to the same job day after day for years and years and always manage to have a good attitude, even over the Christmas holiday, we should all be taking notes. When I talk to people that seem happy all the time, they all share the same advise.

"I don't have good days and bad days, I just have days."  In this life, we get to choose what day we have.  Yes, good days are magnificent, and we want to celebrate them and wish they lasted forever.  But then the bad days come and we can only see those particular days and then the "aftermath" of them.  It can be tricky.  The best advise is to wash the good and the bad in the same mindset.  This can be hard, especially if you are a woman during child rearing years.  So take a deep breath, and just be okay no matter what happens.

"I completely disconnect when I am away from work."  Clearly, these people don't own their own business.  Inventory comes in on the weekends, and customers that are early risers on the East Coast don't have any idea they are calling at 3 in the hallow of darkness am Pacific Time.  I disconnect in Mexico, when I have accidentally left my cell phone on the counter at home.  Disconnect was a gift from God.  I would do it again in a hot minute, but then I would not have my phone to take pictures with. 

"I love you so much, I am going to leave to run now."  I have found that I am so much happier now that I quit the "mommy guilt" of having "my thing."  I run.  I get dressed in workout gear, I pay my money to join various groups, and I leave my husband and children to go be with other runaways.  We come back, stinky, sweaty, and happy.  Life is better when you get to be yourself a few times a week. 

"Don't tell on yourself, and don't volunteer for things."  My husbands life motto has taken me over a decade to adopt, but dang, it is a good one.  He used to get upset with me for doing more than I could fit in my schedule because I would always just say, "yes."  Now I say, "no" more often than "yes."  If I don't have the money, time, or energy, I am not going to force myself to be part.  I would love to fight all the great causes.  But right now, I have little kids that I want to cook chocolate chip cookies for.

"I love my job."  The words actually took me by surprise.  They came out of MY mouth!  I decided last fall that even though this job, and this life make me stir crazy sometimes (Why do people call and ask what flavor of creamer tastes best in decaffeinated coffee?  How do you even answer that without sarcasm?)  I wouldn't trade it for the world.  I get to be a part of my kids lives.  I have never missed a single game or awards ceremony.  I get to work with my husband (which is totally fantastic 89% of the time).  I had to change MY attitude toward MY job.  I get to have a job.  I get to go to work.  I get to talk to people.  I get to drink amazing coffee absolutely every single day of my life.  I get to be happy.  And so do you. 

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Friday, January 2, 2015

New Years Resolutions

I have not made a list of "New Years Resolutions" in over three years.  Was I too busy?  Was it useless?  I don't know, but this year, I decided to change that.  Okay, today I decided to change that.  It's only two days into the month/year, so I can TOTALLY get away with that logic.

1. I will avoid slamming my finger in car doors this year.  It is just too painful and makes typing a full-on nuisance for over a week.  (In case you were wondering why no blog last week).  Do you know what you need your fingers for?  Oh, only everything.

2. I am going to be diligent about my budget.  I kinda let the last year slack a bit with my couponing, and scouting of sales.  I glanced at my monthly grocery bill (not eating out, which we did less than once-a-month) and the $900.00 total was enough to give me a heart attack.  Granted, that was only since we stopped having garden access (which knocked down the grocery bill by a couple hundred bucks every month because we do almost a vegetarian diet in the summer). 

3. I will be honest about how things effect me.  My mom did a lot of things right.  But being honest with people wasn't always one of them.  She would be angry with someone for YEARS and when asked why, she wouldn't really know or remember.  She just knew there was a reason.  I would often do the same thing and give people the silent treatment or be nice to someones face only to trash them later on.  It isn't acceptable.  This year, I will tell you if you piss me off and why.  Then I will go for a run, forgive, and forget.  Because I love to run, and staying angry makes you fat.

4. I will take responsibility for my actions.  If I screw up, I won't make my husband feel like a tool for pointing it out.  I am going to own the mistake and offer ways to fix it.  Then go for a run.

5. I will make peace with where I am. 

6. I will train for, improve on, and set realistic goals for my business, my family, my body, and my races.  I will not do something I am not prepared for. 

7. I will be completely honest with myself.

8. I am going to try new things every month.  I have never been downhill skiing.  (Bunny slopes do NOT count).  I want to try that.  I have never had sushi.  (California Rolls do NOT count).  I am going to get out of my comfort zone and go for things that are new and different.

9. I am going to re-work the book.  I want to add more things that have made me who I am.  Like that time when I was eight, and my Dad picked me up from school early to go cut down a Christmas tree for my Mom.  We were REALLY poor, and didn't have the budget for a nice cut one from the store.  So there were chopping down a HUGE tree and shoving it into my Dad's Datsun 200SX.   We arrived home with the tree and told her, "We threw a FIT in the car, and you have to go clean it out."  She was SO mad, and SO confused.  Then when she saw the tree, she was the happiest I had seen her.  Her face lit up, like, well, a Christmas Tree.  She put on Christmas music and decorated the whole thing.  Those were the times that I knew my Dad loved us.

10. I will not allow these resolutions to make me feel guilty if I don't complete them.  Because life happens.  Sometimes, things don't go according to plan.  There will always be the cold day the door shuts on your finger and you are so cold and numb you don't realize that you just smashed your finger until you pull off your glove.  There will be illness.  There will be strife.  There will be bumps.  There will be twisted ankles, big, nasty blisters, and terrible run times.  But for every low, there is grace that leads to something even better.  There will be love.  There will be moments your youngest falls asleep in your lap and you decide to blow off chores so that you can watch him sleep.  There will be moments of inexplicable beauty that leave no room for doubt of a Creator.  There will be surprises that leave you breathless.  I, for one, am looking forward to the rest of 2015.  Because every day I get to be alive is a great day.

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